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ANNOUNCING THE new Built-in Orderly Organised Knowledge device. (BOOK) It’s revolutionary breakthrough in technology—no wires, no electricity, no batteries nothing to be connected or switched on. It’s so easy to use; even a child can operate it. Just lift the cover. Compact and portable, it can be used anywhere—even sitting in an armchair by the fire—yet it’s powerful enough to hold as much information as a CD-ROM disk.
Here’s how it worksEach BOOK is constructed is sequentially numbered sheets of paper (recyclable), each capable of holding thousands of bits of information. These pages are locked together with a custom-fit device called a binder, which keeps the sheets in their correct sequence.
BROWSING By using both sides of each sheet, manufactures can cut costs in half. Each sheet is scanned optically, registering information directly into your brain. A flick of the finger takes you to the next sheet. The BOOK may be taken up at any time and used by merely opening it. The “BROWSING” feature allows you to move instantly to any sheet, and move forwards and backwards as you wish. Most come with an “index” feature, which pinpoints the exact location of any selected information for instant retrieval. An optional BOOKmark accessory allows you to open the BOOK at the exact place you left it in a previous session----even if it has been closed. BOOK marks fit universal design standards, thus a single one can be used in BOOKs by various manufacturers. Portable, durable and affordable, the BOOK is entertainment craze of the future, and many new titles are expected soon due to the surge in popularity of it’s programming tool the Portable Erasable-Nib Cryptic Intercommunication Language Stylus (PENCILS) |